Saturday, November 1, 2008

너 엄마...

yes. u just got burned in korean.
i bet u dunno wat that even means.
it means
"your mom"
HAHAHAHA
... sucker

i just ate a bagel
junior mints
lifesavers
100 grand bar

i love holloween

Thursday, October 30, 2008

SCANDELOUS

i am going to talk in verb tense, passive voice and use commas in all the wrong places. it makes me feel wild and free.

this is so stupid, and time-consuming.
i am seperating the comma from its momma, and doing it all wrong.
this cushion is being deflated BY my enormous weight.
i ATE and SLEPT and DIDN'T (oh a contraction... dun dun DUNN) do homework
the blue, big, heavy, sky and the e,n,o,r,m,o,u,s cloud lookED deadly.

take that english

now didn't that feel good?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

stupid asian

im supposed to be asian... im supposed to be good at piano,
good at being a dork,
be getting good grades,
have no life,
be skilled in ddr (expert level)
but no... sadly only 2 apply.
im a no life dork
im sliippppinnnggg...
i can feel it.
as soon as i feel like im doing well
i fall as if my confidence just knocked me off my feet. i bet i just spelled knocked wrong someow
i gotta stop being sucha a stuck up brat
p.s.
i hate romeo and juliet. they should just save me the pain and kill themselves in act 1

Monday, October 27, 2008

I HATE SKOOL I HATE SKOOL I HATE SKOOL

i have 2 tests 2maro. spanish. and bio.
holy crapola
mother fudgems
death to romeo and juliet
potato on a stick
banana peel
calonials mggic!@#@(#*!@
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
did i mention i hate skool?
well i'll mention it again
I
HATE
SKOOL
it doesn't even deserve to be spelled rite

Saturday, October 25, 2008

effects of laziness

I. really. have. to. pee.
why am i not sitting on the toilet rite now?
cuz im too lazy.
i'd have to get up
walk all the way down the hall
open the bathroom door
and sit down on the toilet
too much energy is necessary...

i ate 74 grapes today
they were yummy
cake is yummy
i like cake
i like muffins
i hate green muffins
i hate green people
i hate fake people
fake people can go serve like they're punching a ball and doing the salsa while sucking up to someone they actually hate all at the same time
i dream of slapping fake ppl in the face during a vball game
good times...