effects of laziness

I. really. have. to. pee.
why am i not sitting on the toilet rite now?
cuz im too lazy.
i'd have to get up
walk all the way down the hall
open the bathroom door
and sit down on the toilet
too much energy is necessary...

i ate 74 grapes today
they were yummy
cake is yummy
i like cake
i like muffins
i hate green muffins
i hate green people
i hate fake people
fake people can go serve like they're punching a ball and doing the salsa while sucking up to someone they actually hate all at the same time
i dream of slapping fake ppl in the face during a vball game
good times...